To become Jason Bourne you will need to:
- Learn how to speak every major language - French, German, Spanish, Italian, Russian, Chinese, and Arabic.
- Learn how to create false identities.
- Learn how to fight and be extremely fit.
- Learn how to drive.
- Learn how to treat your injuries.
Learning to speak every major language
To learn a language requires regular exposure and practice. There are various online resources to help learn languages. The best free ones are:
You can also visit foreign chatrooms for practice.
Learning how to create false identities
If you need a quick fake identity you can visit The Fake Name Generator. However, if you want to do it properly you will need to try a bit harder.
For more info read this post: How To Be Jason Bourne
Learn how to fight and be extremely fit
I have collected here the best instructional videos on youtube.
Learn how to drive
I have collected here the best instructional videos on youtube. The only real way to learn is to find some disused land / a carpark and practice.
Learn how to treat your injuries
Instructional videos on things such as treating bullet wounds, and stitching cuts together:
http://www.wonderhowto.com/how-to/video/how-to-treat-a-bullet-wound-at-home-77608/
http://www.wonderhowto.com/how-to/video/how-to-suture-a-wound-194156/
http://www.wonderhowto.com/how-to/video/how-to-set-a-dislocated-shoulder-194155/
http://www.wonderhowto.com/how-to/video/how-to-perform-a-phlebotomy-procedure-259215/
http://www.wonderhowto.com/how-to/video/how-to-begin-a-subcuticular-or-intradermal-suture-259841/
http://www.wonderhowto.com/how-to/video/how-to-administer-a-subcutaneous-injection-195379/
Sunday, 24 January 2010
How To Be Like Jason Bourne
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